I didn't throw a tantrum because he wouldn't kiss me you fucking dunce. I was pissed because he doesn't give a shit about himself and I'm pretty sure that's your fault. And if you don't think I'll kill you to prove a point, you're more stupid than I thought. I'd ask forgiveness once he got back.

( She wouldn't like it. But if there weren't any alternatives? She would absolutely do it. )

Try me then, asshole. I'm all yours.